sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake
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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via mememaster)
It’s been almost 2 years since friday by rebecca black can you believe it
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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
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THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
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